Desde Domestik Alien llego a clientcopia, lleno de situaciones que a los que hemos trabajado de informáticos cara al público (con público quiero decir cualquier cosa que no tenga procesador) nos sonará muchísimo.

phone call from panicing client: client: oh hi Tom, Mark gave me your number. He said you can fix computer stuff. me: yer, sometimes. what′s up? client: well some dumb fuck super glued my fucking mouse to my desk. me: (supressing laugher) I see. client: anyway, that′s not really the problem. What I want to know is, can I turn my monitor off without affecting the computer? me: yes, but how does that help? client: they′ve left a porno movie playing and I have a meeting in 30 seconds. me: you better unplug the speakers as well.

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